Jersey Shore cast staying sober?

Is the Jersey Shore cast, which just started filming Season 6, staying off the sauce to stand in solidarity with pregnant Snooki and newly-detoxed Situation?

The gang hit up a bar last night in their first outing of the summer, and while Sitch was there, he reportedly didn't have anything to drink. Willpower, dog!

The Situation has said he was not in rehab for alcohol, but his trip to Cirque Lodge was indeed for both prescription drugs (which he admits) and alcohol.

The crazy part is that not only did The Situation (and a pregnant Snooki) abstain from alcohol, the entire cast did as well, in an apparent show of support.

Very cool of them if so, but obviously it's a huge contrast from prior seasons.

After all, this crew is famous for a show revolving around getting drunk and hooking up, and makes you wonder if the show has lived past its shelf life.

Incidentally, they went to the bar where Snooki got punched in Season 1.

Justin Bieber suffers a concussion

Those glass walls. They'll get you every time.

While many of his fans were injured in Norway, Justin Bieber himself is laughing off a minor concussion he suffered mid-concert in Paris.

Biebs ran into a glass wall in between songs and felt a little disoriented. He finished the concert fine, then passed out briefly in his dressing room afterward.

In typical fashion, he's laughing it off.

"i will see u again Glass. I will have my revenge. BIEBER vs GLASS. MGM LAS VEGAS 2013. lol. #GottaLaughAtYourself," the 18-year-old tweeted.

Bieber's manager Scooter Braun similarly wrote: "jb is gonna be fine. things happen. he is a trooper. canadian hockey player. tough kid. no issue."

"now that he is ok i can say this... BIEBER and GLASS... they dont like eachother," Scooter continued. "#ItHappenedAgain... but the fact that he still went and finished the last song, KILLED IT ... That was impressive. #TrueProfessional"

And actually pretty self-deprecating and funny no less.

Snooki moves back into the Jersey Shore house.

The cast of Jersey Shore - pregnant Snooki included - was spotted Thursday by celebrity gossip photographers moving back into the Seaside Cesspool.

Does this mean she's having a change of heart about getting her own place?

The baby-bumpin' poof-head says she has no plans to stay in the house, but reports and pics from the scene say otherwise. So what's the deal?

"You know how they have to make it look for editing," a source said.

"What they will probably do is have her there for a day or two. But then she'll move into the new place. Trust me, she will not be living in that house."

A source told us not even two weeks ago that Snooki will likely live in a nearby house in Seaside Heights, N.J. Close enough to hang out, but away from the epicenter.

She has repeatedly said that the house is no place for a pregnant woman. Or anyone who values their health or brain cells even a little bit. Smart.

Snooki, who's pregnant with a boy, is due in September.

Lil Wayne a bigger moron then thought?

Memo to Lil Wayne: You need "tickets" to get into an "event."

If the tickets are sold out, then you usually can't go. Sometimes there are exceptions, but usually not for a game that has already been sold out for weeks, and generally not for seats better than 99.9 percent of the people who bought them already.

Lil Wayne learned this the hard way last night.

Weezy felt like going to Thursday's NBA playoff tilt between the Oklahoma City Thunder and the visiting San Antonio Spurs. The Thunder, with no seats to spare (least of all any courtside seats, which he insisted on sitting in), politely declined.

Thunder spokesman Dan Mahoney says Lil Wayne's reps did contact the team requesting tickets, but insisted he sit on the front row, and no seats were available.

Oklahoma City sold out every game during the regular season and playoffs this year. Mahoney says: "We'd love to have him, but like anyone else, he needs a ticket."

Makes sense to us. But apparently not LW, who Tweeted this:

That's right, denied by the team, as if they were making some kind of statement. What a douche. Also, no way he was rooting for the Spurs last night. None.

Kardashian and Humphries Back at it again.

While she's long since moved on, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are still technically married, and their divorce proceedings are likely to be contentious.

The former couple is scheduled to have their depositions taken in their ongoing divorce proceedings at the end of June, with plenty of unresolved matters.

How can this be, considering that they did have a prenup and have now been apart much longer than they were even married? Depends who you ask.

Kim's camp insists Kris is dragging this out to keep his name in the news (unlikely) and hoping to secure the best possible settlement (slightly less unlikely).

Humphries' lawyer plans on asking Kim about her decision to keep her engagement ring, the $325,000 Ferrari wedding gift they got, and much more.

Kardashian filed for divorce after only 72 days of marriage, which Kris says was based on fraud and deceit ... never a bad assumption with Kim really.

Whatever his motivation, the two are approaching this quite differently.

"Kim is just livid that she has to be deposed. She's tried to get out of it, but there is no way she can," a source says. "Kris is ready for his deposition and wants the truth to come out about what really happened when they were dating and after the wedding."

At least Kim can distract herself by moving in with Kanye West.

Kim's deposition will take place at her lawyer Laura Wasser's office at the end of June and Kris' attorney Lee Hutton will do the majority of the questioning.

Kris' deposition will take place in Minnesota, where he resides, later this month as well. Wasser will fly in for that, though Kim almost certainly will not.

Jemelle Evans and Gary Head Engagement called off

Jenelle Evans' engagement to Gary Head did not last long.

Not that we really expected it to, but it was just two weeks ago that the Teen Mom 2 star was seventh heaven after accepting a marriage proposal from Head.

Now the MTV train wreck has called off the engagement and is involved in a bitter dispute with her (former) man over a Tiffany necklace. And Tweeting:

"Thanks to @gary_head  for stealing my $300 Tiffany necklace... What marine does that?!" She implied that the military man took it back to his base.

Also: "Thanks @gary_head  for breaking my door, when r u going to fix it ?!"

Seriously Gary Head. Breaking doors? Not cool.

When one of her followers asked if Gary could take back the engagement ring, Jenelle Evans responded that it's her property "unless he takes me to civil court."

Girl is well-versed in small-time legal disputes, for sure. For his part, Gary tweeted that yesterday was probably his "worst day ever" after the altercation.

"Her necklace is at her house hidden until I get my ring back," he said.

As of yesterday afternoon, Jenelle still had her engagement ring, so perhaps there's hope for the couple ... to get back together and then split again.

Just be glad she's not pregnant again. Probably.

Flavor Flav owes $111K in chid support, faces jail time

Flavor Flav needs to cough up $111,186 in child support payments to the mother of three of his seven kids or face jail time, news sources say.

“It was declared a willful violation,” an official said of his failure to pay child support ... which can't be good. He faces up to 180 days behind bars.

The rapper didn't show up for a hearing last week, so an Albany, N.Y. magistrate recommended his driver's license and passport be revoked.

While Flav, 53, is required to pony up $837.72 a week to baby-mama Angie Parker for child support ... he clearly hasn't done so in some time.

This isn't the first time the outspoken, likely insane rapper has slipped up on child support payments. Parker sued Flav in 2010 for $63,458.

Before his second career as a ridiculous VH1 reality show star, Flav was a member of Public Enemy. He served 90 days in jail in 1993 for shooting at his neighbor.

The Flavor of Love star and House of Flavor restaurant owner is due back in court June 19 to answer the charges ... we'll see if he shows.

Justin Bieber to face criminal charges for battery?

So Justin Bieber Tweeted yesterday, following news breaking that the singer has been accused of battery by a paparazzi member who claims Bieber sent him to the hospital via a physical parking lot altercation outside a mall on Sunday.

Unfortunately for Justin, however, authorities aren't ready to alter their focus just yet.

This isn't the ideal time for a photo of Justin Bieber and Mike Tyson to hit the Internet.

Sources confirm to TMZ that the alleged incident will, indeed, be referred to the Los Angeles County District Attorney for possible criminal prosecution.

Police have requested an interview with Bieber, who is currently in Norway, and the investigation is not yet complete. It's also not unusual for cops to refer any high-profile case to prosecutors.

If somehow convicted, Bieber could face six months in prison. For now, though, let's focus on the music, as Justin has requested, shall we?

Listen to his latest single, "Die in Your Arms," now!

RayJ: Sued for missing LittleJohn apparel

Ray J continues to feel the affects of Whitney Houston's death. This time in the wallet, however, as opposed to the heart.

Indeed, the man who made Kim Kardashian famous has been sued by stylist 

Marc Littlejohn because he allegedly hired Ray J to wear his clothing for a Grammy-related event on February 10. The problem?

Those items were supposedly left in the hotel room where Houston died and, according to the lawsuit, have been missing since the day this singer passed away.

Littlejohn is therefore suing Ray J for the cost of the clothing ($2,880) and demanding either the cash amount or the duds themselves. He's had no luck so far in either case when reaching out to the artist or his mother.

UPDATE: What do you know?!? Ray J apparently found the items just after this lawsuit was filed. He has handed them over.

Kim Kardashian and Kayne West to Kohabitate

The next time Kim Kardashian gets wet and wild, will she have Kanye West to dry her off? In a bathroom the couple shares together?!?

Oh, yes, folks, new evidence makes it appear as if Kardashian and West are ready to take their publicity-based relationship to the next level, as each has listed his/her home for sale.

According to TMZ, which broke this story, both sides of the couple have placed "pocket listings" with Realtors, meaning their expensive Los Angeles pads don't appear in any official real estate documents.

But make no mistake, technicalities aside: the houses are for sale. Kim is asking $5 million for hers.

Kardashian and West took a different kind of big step together last week, posing as a pair on the red carpet. And, let's face it: forget any mansions in Beverly Hills. That is Kim's true home.

Is This the End for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick?

We've heard about it for years regarding Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: the end is near, the break-up is imminent, he's a total and complete douchebag.

But a new tabloid cover story implies an impending split between the reality star and her baby daddy for a brand new reason: Disick's shady, law-breaking father.

It's come to the attention of Kourtney and her family that Jeffrey Disick - Scott's 62-year old father - recently turned himself in to the Suffolk County (N.Y.) District Attorney’s Office in the wake of grande larceny allegations. He stood accused of stealing money from a Long Island bank.

Jeffrey eventually pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of petty larceny, paid $6,500 in restitution and was sentenced to 140 hours of community service.

It's not a coincidence, Star reports, that Scott's parents have been so rarely seen since the debut of Keeping Up with the Kardashians in 2007.

"They’re completely removed from the Beverly Hills scene and look like fish out of water when they’re with Kris and her glamorous girls," a Kardashian source tells the magazine.

Are the shady financial transgressions of Scott's parents - they have been the subject of liens and judgments filed by companies, individuals and state and federal tax agencies totaling approximately $391,000 - enough to prompt a break-up? Not on their own.

But Disick and Kardashian have been fighting for a long time.

“Scott doesn’t even really have a career outside reality TV, and there have been so many stories about Scott’s out-of-control partying and wandering eye,” the insider says. "When this secret about his father’s criminal past gets out, Kourtney will feel like Scott’s betrayals are never-ending - to her and her entire family."

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Miltary moms Breastfeed in Uniforms

National pride? Disgrace? Somewhere in the middle?

A photo of two servicewomen breastfeeding their children while in uniform has gone viral and added a new layer to the ongoing debate over nursing in public.

It's probably safe to say the Time Magazine breastfeeding cover went over quite well with Mom2Mom, a breastfeeding support group for military mothers.

In a series of tasteful professional photos showing beaming moms nursing kids, one jumps out for obvious reasons: the photo of two servicewomen below ...

"A lot of people are saying it's a disgrace to the uniform. They're comparing it to urinating and defecating [while in uniform]," says Crystal Scott, a military spouse living at Fairchild AFB outside Spokane, Wash., who started Mom2Mom in January.

"It's extremely upsetting. Defecating in public is illegal. Breastfeeding is not."

It was Scott's idea to ask photographer Brynja Sigurdardottir to take the photos and create posters for National Breastfeeding Awareness Month in August.

One of the moms photographed in uniform, Terran Echegoyen-McCabe, breastfeeds her 10-month-old twin girls on her lunch breaks during drill weekends.

"I have breast-fed in our lobby, in my car, in the park ... and I pump, usually in the locker room," says the proud member of the Air National Guard."

"I'm proud to be wearing a uniform while breastfeeding. I hope [the photo] encourages other women to know they can, whether they're active duty, guard or civilian."

She said she's surprised by the reaction to the photos, which also feature her friend Christina Luna, because it never occurred to her it would cause a stir.

"There isn't a policy saying we can or cannot breastfeed in uniform," 

Echegoyen-McCabe says. "I think we do need to be able to breastfeed in uniform and be protected."

Jessica Simpson on Weight Watchers Deal: So Excited!

Jessica Simpson is living the American dream: Getting paid to be fat.

Of course, as the newest spokesperson for Weight Watchers, she's expected to actually lose that fat. If she puts on more pounds and has to be removed from her home by a crane, she won't get paid. But still, she got fat and is getting paid.

Four million dollars, no less.

Jessica made the announcement of the worst-kept-secret deal on Twitter, writing, "So excited to be a part of the @WeightWatchers family!'

So how much does Jessica Simpson weigh? We don't know the exact number, but supposedly 65-75 pounds more than she did before pregnancy.

Wow. Weight Watchers must be waiting for a big reveal, because Jessica hasn't been photographed in public since she gave birth on May 1.

She did debut the first photos of Maxwell Drew yesterday, however.

WW said: "We’re thrilled that Jessica Simpson has joined Weight Watchers to adopt a healthier lifestyle and inspire others to do the same."

Best way to inspire others? Pay a few million dollars.

Rihanna And Drake Dating?

Rihanna has been linked to every random athlete, musician and model under the sun, but this latest romance rumor may actually have some juice.

She and Drake, who were linked romantically back in 2009 after her break-up from Chris Brown, were both spotted at Miami hotspot Liv Sunday night.

Not only that, they were getting "hot and heavy."

"Rihanna was all over Drake this weekend," an onlooker at the club said. 

"They were holding hands and dancing all close on the dance floor."

The two have notably collaborated on each other's albums, with Rih most recently appearing on the title track of Drake's new album, Take Care.

In 2010, Rihanna, 23, admitted to Hot 97's Angie Martinez that her rumored romance with Drake was real, even if it wasn't particularly serious.

"We weren't really sure what it was," the singer said. "I definitely was attracted to Drake, but I think it is what it is, or like what it was."

"We didn't want to take it any further. It was a really fragile time in my life, so I just didn't want to get too serious with anything or anyone."

As for right now? A source close to the Battleship star denies that the Barbados-born beauty is dating Drake, or anyone else for that matter.

Bath Salt: Were They Behind "Miami Zombie" Attack

Police and doctors are reportedly blaming "bath salts" for the bizarre, grisly behavior of Rudy Eugene, who began devouring Ronald Poppo's face last weekend.

We're not talking garden-variety aromatherapy products here, though.

The term "bath salts" can also be used to describe illegal, designer street drugs that have been linked to violent delusions and even death, investigators say.

Either the zombie apocalypse is nigh, or Eugene was on something strong enough to prompt a psychotic, gruesome meltdown that seems incomprehensible.

Police were forced to shoot Rudy Eugene when he refused to stop eating Poppo's face; He growled at them, naked, and resumed feasting before being killed.

It took multiple gunshots to take him down. Ronald Poppo is a homeless man with no known connection to Eugene and is in critical condition at a hospital.

Bath salts were also blamed in another Florida incident in which a man overdosed on the drug and died. Similar cases may prompt stronger DEA action.

The DEA banned chemicals commonly used in bath salts: mephedrone, MDPV, and methylone. Sale of these items now results in federal drug charges.

At least 38 states have enacted bath-salt bans, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures, instituting penalties for possession and trafficking.

Of course, because bath salts are made by "street chemists," there's really no way to know what chemicals are actually contained in any given quantity.

There's also no medical test to detect bath salts in a patient. "The only way we know if someone has taken them is if they tell you," one expert said.

Kim Kardashian Wet, Wild, Desperate For Attention

Kim Kardashian is one wet and wild young woman. How do we know?

Because the reality star took to Twitter this week and proved as much, posting the following photos along with the message: Wet and wild! See? 

These are the kinds of things her 15 million followers need to know...

Earlier in the week, Kim was forced to clarify a comment she made on the latest Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode, during which she referred to Indian food as "disgusting." How dare she express such a racist opinion?!?

"In NO way was this intended as an insult to the Indian people or their culture," Kardashian blogged on Tuesday. "This is just my own personal taste. 

There are a lot of foods I don’t like... I hate cilantro and peppers, and there are definitely some Armenian foods that I personally find disgusting, but that doesn’t reflect my opinions on other Armenian people or my culture."

Phew. Thank goodness she cleared that up.

Is Jenelle Evans Pregnant Again?

Jenelle Evans just got engaged to Gary Head, and already, rumors are flying that the Teen Mom terror may expecting a second child she has no interest in.

The Oak Island, N.C., product has "put on 20 lbs. recently," according to a source because she is pregnant with another baby ... supposedly. Allegedly.

Hey, at least she's in a "stable" relationship at this point. Her engagement to Gary Head has already lasted two whole weeks, beating analyst expectations.

Is she actually pregnant though? We doubt it. It's just hearsay.

Still, "she's so irresponsible, it wouldn't surprise me if she's pregnant," says an insider. "But for her to want another child would be crazy, because it doesn't seem to bother her at all that she doesn't have custody of [2-year-old son] Jace."

Who said anything about wanting one?

Anyway, baby or not, Gary is stoked he gets to see Jenelle Evans nude for the rest of his life, or at least until their engagement ends this summer.

"She just broke up with Kieffer [Delp] a week before the engagement and immediately got back with Gary," the insider explains. "Gary is thrilled, because he had asked her to marry him before and she said no. I guess she changed her mind."

Guess so.

Kanye West Leads BET Awards Nominations, With an Assist From Jay-Z

Lest we forget, Kanye West still makes music.

Reminding us of what made Kim Kardashian's main man a star worth scrutinizing, West leads the field heading into the 2012 BET Awards with seven nominations.

But, as is the case with his personal life these days, he made the most impact as part of a duo.

Six of his seven nominations come for his collaborations with Jay-Z (aka The Throne) and Big Sean, plus he scored one for Video Director of the Year.

Beyoncé is a close second, heading into the kudosfest with six nominations, including Best Female R&B Artist and two shots at Video of the Year, for "Love on Top" and "Countdown."

Her hubby and partner in parenting, Jay-Z, is right there with five nominations—all of them Kanye collabs.

The ever-controversial Chris Brown and Nicki Minaj have already been confirmed to perform. Samuel L. Jackson is slated to host the show, live from L.A.'s Shrine Auditorium, on July 1.

Here's the complete list of nominees for the 2012 BET Awards:

Best Female R&B Artist

• Marsha Ambrosius
• Beyoncé
• Mary J. Blige
• Melanie Fiona
• Rihanna

Best Male R&B Artist

• Chris Brown
• Bruno Mars
• Miguel
• Trey Songz
• Usher

Best Group

• Bad Meets Evil
• Diddy-Dirty Money
• Maybach Music Group
• Mindless Behavior
• The Throne (Jay-Z & Kanye West)

Best Collaboration

• Beyoncé featuring J. Cole, "Party"
• Big Sean featuring Kanye West & Roscoe Dash, "Marvin & Chardonnay"
• DJ Khaled featuring Drake, Rick Ross & Lil Wayne, "I'm On One"
• Drake featuring Lil Wayne & Tyga, "The Motto"
• The Throne (Jay-Z & Kanye West) featuring Otis Redding, "Otis"
• Wale featuring Miguel, "Lotus Flower Bomb"

Best Male Hip-Hop Artist

• Big Sean
• Drake
• J. Cole
• Lil Wayne
• Rick Ross
• Young Jeezy

Best Female Hip-Hop Artist

• Diamond
• Nicki Minaj
• Brianna Perry
• Trina

Video of the Year

• Beyoncé, "Countdown"
• Beyoncé, "Love On Top"
• The Throne (Jay-Z & Kanye West), "N---as in Paris"
• The Throne (Jay-Z & Kanye West) featuring Otis Redding, "Otis"
• Usher, "Climax"

Video Director of the Year

• Beyoncé & Alan Ferguson
• Benny Boom
• Chris Brown & Godfrey Tabarez
• Kanye West
• Hype Williams

Best New Artist

• A$AP Rocky
• Big Sean
• Diggy
• Future
• Meek Mill

Best Gospel

• Yolanda Adams
• Kim Burrell
• James Fortune & FIYA
• Fred Hammond
• Trin-I-Tee 5:7

Best Actress

• Angela Bassett
• Viola Davis
• Taraji P. Henson
• Regina King
• Zoe Saldana

Best Actor

• Don Cheadle
• Common
• Idris Elba
• Kevin Hart
• Denzel Washington

Young Stars Award

• Astro
• Diggy
• Jacob Latimore
• Keke Palmer
• Willow Smith

Best Movie

• Good Deeds
• Jumping the Broom
• Laugh at My Pain
• Red Tails
• The Help

Subway Sportswoman of the Year

• Skylar Diggins
• Brittney Griner
• Candace Parker
• Serena Williams
• Venus Williams

Subway Sportsman of the Year

• Carmelo Anthony
• Kobe Bryant
• Victor Cruz
• Kevin Durant
• LeBron James

Coca-Cola Viewers' Choice Award

• Beyoncé, "Love on Top"
• Chris Brown, "Turn Up the Music"
• Drake featuring Lil Wayne & Tyga, "The Motto"
• Mindless Behavior,  "Hello"
• The Throne (Jay-Z & Kanye West) featuring Otis Redding, "Otis"
• Wale featuring Miguel, "Lotus Flower Bomb"

Centric Award

• Common
• Estelle
• Robert Glasper
• Robin Thicke
• Tyrese

Best International Act: Africa

• Camp Mulla (Kenya)
• Ice Prince (Nigeria)
• Lira (South Africa)
• Mokobe (Mali)
• Sarkodie (Ghana)
• Wizkid (Nigeria)

Best International Act: U.K.

• Estelle
• Labrinth
• Emeli Sandé
• Sway
• Wretch 32

Rihanna and Chris Brown Unfollow Each Other on Twitter

Does this mean there won't be any more collaborations?

Just days after Rihanna wished her ex, Chris Brown, a happy birthday via Twitter, the two are now no longer following each other.

So what happened?

Well, when Brown released a freestyle version of Kanye West's "Way Too Cold" (formerly "Theraflu") last night, he could be heard rapping, "Don't f--k with my old bitch/It's like a bad fur/Every industry n---a done had her/Shook the tree like a pumpkin just to smash her/Bitch is breaking codes, but I'm the password."

Speculation quickly began to run rampant that Brown was referring to Rihanna, who may very well have thought the same thing seeing how she immediately unfollowed him.

Soon after, Brown himself stopped following Rihanna, as well as tweeting out the following regarding the rumors: "Assumptions! I didn't say any names so if u took offense to it then it's something you feel guilty about."

All of this comes less than three months after the two joined forces on remixes of each other's songs.

Rihanna Parties Hard in London, Misses Flight

Well, as the saying goes, "you only live once."

Rihanna hit London this weekend for the Saturday leg of Kanye West and Jay-Z's Watch the Throne concert…and let's just say the Battleship star had a little too much fun.

"U know life is great when u wake up at 9 am DRUNK!!!!! #London #happybirthdayTYTY #G4L #H0Navy," Rihanna tweeted Sunday morning, later writing, "You know it was a good night when u wake up n run to your BFF's room like...How did I get in my bed? Did I walk? Stumble? Get carried?"

After the 24-year-old "Where Have You Been" crooner rocked out at Kanye and Jay-Z's concert that night, they all went on to party at a birthday bash for manager Tyran Smith, according to the Daily Mail, where Rihanna mingled with the likes of Kim Kardashian, Rob Kardashian and his girlfriend Rita Ora. 

And it must've been one heck of a party because Rihanna not only missed her flight home the next day…she also slept through a session with her choreographer.

"So ummm.... I'm supposed to be on a plane rt now!," the singer went on.

Luckily, it appeared Jay-Z gave her some time to sleep the whole thing off.

"JayZ saved me!!!!! I got an extra day off sorry @HiHatprod," Rihanna tweeted to her choreographer. "CMONNNN Rih! Get here so we can kill this rehearsal!,"her choreographer tweeted back to her.

And while we're not sure how much time Rihanna's going to give herself before she heads back to the party scene this time (she was just spotted partying at the Roxbury club in Hollywood a few nights ago), it looks like she's giving hard-core clubbing a rest…at least for a day…we think.

"You will be very disappointed to know last night was my final hurrah til my vacation! I ain't about this life," Rihanna tweeted, wrapping up her rant of the evening's shenanigans.

Jealous Alert! Kim Kardashian Allows Talk-Show Host to Grab Her Butt

Baby's got back!

OK, when it comes to Kim Kardashian, that's definitely stating the obvious.

So, naturally, it doesn't surprise us that the E! reality star's rear became a topic of conversation—and then some—during an appearance across the pond on Alan Carr: Chatty Man.

"It's weird to think of yourself like that, but I do work out all the time," Kardashian said when show host Carr commented on how she has "the best bum in the world."

But Kardashian also gives credit where credit is due.

"I also think it's like an Armenian thing," she pointed out. "It runs in the family and we're all really curvy. So I thank my roots for giving me a big butt!"

Of course, Carr himself soon had plenty to be thankful for when Kardashian actually allowed him to put his hand on her hiney after she joked, "You know what a real butt feels like, right?"

Later, while sitting on their respective derrieres, Carr asked Kardashian how she feels when people criticize her fame.

"You know, it doesn't really bother me. I'm pretty realistic. I don't sing, I don't dance. I'm not that kind of celebrity," Kardashian said. "I don't think reality people get that much respect. I have to get people to like me for being me, not for a script that someone's written for me. I'm just thankful we're on the seventh season of our show and people are still into it and think we're fun and crazy. There are a lot of things that I do, so I don't really look at it negatively."

PDA Alert! Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Get Kissy in Cannes

 The French may not have invented the kiss, but they certainly seem to have perfected it—which made it the perfect place for the entity known as Kimye to indulge in the practice. And that they just happened to do so in full view of the paparazzi?

Well, the playing-coy stage of their relationship is clearly over.

That's right, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West indulged in some seriously passionate red carpet PDA while hitting up the Croisette last night, fogging up camera lenses up and down the French Riviera while they celebrated the premiere of Kanye's new film.

So what did the inseparable couple have to say about it?

Well, just in case the photos didn't paint a clear enough picture, rest assured, Kim approves of her man's new endeavor.

"The film was spectacular!" Kardashian told E! News of the Cruel Summer premiere. "The seven-screen experience was so engaging!"

Kim's attentions (and affections) seemed just as rapt after the red carpet event, as the fashionista (she wore a Balmain dress and Giuseppe Zanotti boots for the occasion) and her rapper-turned-auteur beau were attached at the hips lips for the celebration held afterwards at the Gotha Club.

Looking good, you two. Looking good.

Kim Kardashian to Kall Kops Over Suitkase Kulprit Konundrum?

Kim Kardashian is not the suitcase bandits at British Airways off the hook. And now we supposedly know why.

Earlier this week, the personality-less reality star Tweeted her dismay over company employees allegedly going through her luggage and swiping items she described as "sentimental and not replaceable."

Handcuffs? Whips? Chains? The director's cut of Kim Kardashian Superstar?

Not exactly, a family source tells TMZ.

The culprits stole vintage sunglasses that were given to Kim by her father, Robert Kardashian, and which she only donned on special occasions (or packed alongside her deodorant, apparently).

They also took a number of expensive purses and Tumi luggage.

Kardashian has filed a report with British Airways and has demanded surveillance tapes of the incident. If this footage is not handed over, the insider claims Kim will contact the police.

Beyonce Loses Baby Weight

AFTER losing 60 pounds in four months, what's the one thing Beyonce wants to do to celebrate her new post-baby figure?

Get "chocolate wasted".

On the weekend the 30-year-old took to the stage for the first time since giving birth to daughter Blue Ivy Carter on January 7 and stunned fans with her incredible transformation.

But unlike other celebrity mums who seem to take pregnancy weight-loss in their stride, Beyonce wasn't afraid to admit that gaining her new figure was certainly no walk in the park.

"Y'all have no idea how hard I worked," she exclaimed to her fans during her concert in New Jersey on Saturday night.

"I had to lose 60 pounds (27kg). They had me on that treadmill. I ate lettuce."

            (Beyonce in red one month after birth *left* and after losing 60 pounds on the right)

And now the Run the World singer says she’s more than ready to ditch the salad for dessert and over-indulge in her favourite treat.

"Now tonight I'm gonna get chocolate wasted," Jay-Z's wife told her fans.

Beyonce looked stunning in a custom-made Ralph & Russo designs, including a midriff-baring, fringed two-piece adorned with Swarovski crystals.

The singer performed four concerts over the weekend in Atlantic City, New Jersey, nine months since she last performed on stage.

Jessica Simpson's First Look At Baby Girl

The baby photo we've all been waiting for is finally here! Jessica Simpson and her baby girl grace the new cover of People magazine, giving everyone a first look at Maxwell Drew Johnson.

In the cover story, which includes exclusive family photos of Simpson, her fiance Eric Johnson and Maxwell, the singer and actress reveals that like all new moms, her life has completely changed.

"From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!"

Simpson announced in October that she was expecting her first child, starting off many months of baby bump photo ops and TMI-revealing interviews. Simpson couldn't stop gushing about her excitement about becoming a mom and finally, on May 1, the "Fashion Star" mentor's dream came true when she and Johnson welcomed a bouncing baby girl, via C-section.

"We are so grateful for all the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives," the singer posted on her website, offciallly announcing the birth.

Simpson also tweeted about the joys of motherhood shortly after having her darling daughter.

"I am so in love with baby Maxwell. I want to cry every time I look at her. Motherhood is by far the best thing I've ever experienced," she wrote.

Since then, we've all been wondering when we'd get our first look at Maxwell, and now here she is. Check out People's new cover below, and don't miss the issue, on newsstands June 1.